Thursday, December 01, 2005

WTF

So I am checking my email and Yahoo is all "Wondering about this weird blank spot? Well create your Avatar!" So I am all "O.k. then. Perhaps fun will ensue" and I made this:

Yahoo! Avatars

Can anyone tell me what the FUCK this thing DOES? When I was on the Avatar building thing I saw a thing that said Message Boards, so I was thinking maybe some lame Sims Online wanna be thing/ NO! The Message boards are for talking ABOUT your Avatar. So I was then thinking O.K. well what the hell is the point? It seems to be just a fucking digital paper doll. And the blinking is REALLY fucking annoying when I am checking my mail. .... I wonder if you can murder avatars like you do Sims .... BITCH WILL DIE!

You will have fun or I'll cut you! I swear to GOD! or Things that make my eye twitch

So. My job. Part if it is I am in charge of planning a party for which there is no money, I never wanted to plan, no one wants to attend and none of the invitees like each other. Surprisingly enough it is not going well. No one is RSVPing. What? Cancel the party? No can do. The restaurant is already reserved. It would cost more money than we have to cancel the party. Why are we having such an unpopular party? I have NO idea. . I was told I was told "The invitees will probably all respond the week of the party." No good. The restaurant needs our numbers the week BEFORE the party. If they respond the week OF the party I have to tell them that they can't come... Stress and dry, inside, winter air is giving me mini-nosebleeds. Do you know what I am talking about? No blood comes OUT your nose it all just mixes with goobers and crusts up in there until when you blow your noes it looks like you were recently punched in the face.
The coffee maker is empty. The stupid woman who is doing the mail today is ... well, stupid. The Packers are 2-9 with Farvre the interception machine. I am getting married in 13 months and still have no real idea what I want my dress to look like. I am moving in a month and still haven't really packed. Recent days have found me unable to find that sweet spot between too much sleep and not enough. Insomnia. Once upon a time I was able to happily fill long work hours telling myself little stories (of romance, intrigue and survival) my imagination seems to have abandoned me so now when I key in info at work all I think about is the info I am keying in. I shouldn't eat my favorite foods for a while, but that is probably a good thing since I am ready to staple a "Wide Load" sign to my ass. My rant feels insipid and angst ridden. I don't even feel like arguing with idiots anymore.

And THAT is why I have a tick in my left eye.

You will have fun or I'll cut you! I swear to GOD!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

THINGS THAT ARE NOT SWEET

Gallstones

Monday, November 28, 2005

*Sigh*

O.K. I think I need to quit my Theatre Tech Yahoo Group. The questions are either WAY outta my league with answers that involve doing (what sound to me to be) stupid/dangerous/damaging things to expensive equipment OR the questions are so dumb I just want to spit in their hair! (Is there any reason why I should use plywood instead of MDF for a large structural set piece?) The newest one: How can I make an anvil that must be dropped on someone's head? I am sure that all of you out there can give me a good answer to that one.

SWEET and SOUR

THINGS THAT ARE SWEET
Lingerie Models in store windows. Perhaps as an aside to "Mannequin's I've known" they could be "Mannequin's I wish I knew?"

now for the sour
Noriyuki "Pat" Morita died on Thanksgiving. You might know him better as Mr. Kesuke Miyagi from The Karate Kid movies

I have been kicking some thoughts around but am currently too exhausted from a holiday weekend spent sicky and a sleepless night to share.