Stupid questions, glue fettish and squirrel poo

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? My chin zits

2. How much cash do you have on you? None, I use my debit card for EVERYTHING

3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"? Best

4. Favorite plant? my little spider plant in my kitchen

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone? I don't have a cell right now.

6. What is your main ring tone on your phone? I don't have a cell right now.

7. What shirt are you wearing? A brown sleaveless sweater shell and a teal w/ brown trim sweater

8. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing. I forget, but they are really cute brown kitten heeled pumps with baby pink stitching

9. Bright or Dark Room? Bright, fluorescent-light

10. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you? I stole this from Carrie. A good friend of mine from H.S. and before.

11. What were you doing at midnight last night? Talking to Lee.

12. What did your last text message you received on your cell say? I don't have a cell right now.

13. What's a saying that you say a lot? I have a bunch, Sweet action springs first to mind.

14. Who told you they loved you last? Lee.
15. Last furry thing you touched? Sir Dudley Marjoriebanks First Lord of Tweedymouth of Marshall Mannor

16. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed? totally unknown probably dozens

17. Favorite age you have been so far? 21-22, my SR year of College. That was pretty good.

18. Your worst enemy? Unknown.

19. What is your current desktop picture? Lee at Halloween

20. What was the last thing you said to someone? "Ha Ha I don't give it back"

21. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to change a major regret? Money. I stand firmly by the idea that your mistakes and regrets make you who you are.

22. The last song you listened to? Unknown. I don't listen to music much.

THINGS THAT ARE SWEET UPDATE

So those of you who read the November 4th THINGS THAT ARE SWEET will remember the guy who is suing Home Depot over having his ass glued to a toilet seat. Well the update is: He may have done it himself. No one is denying that this man was glued to a toilet seat, it would be too easy to disprove that. (just checking the dispatch transcripts would show if a call had been made about a guy glued to a toilet seat or not) No, the question now is: Did he glue himself to the toilet seat?

Apparently this guy has claimed to have been glued to a toilet before. My question is, does his ass just beg to be glued to something, does he just have really BAD luck or (and I think this is the winner) is he just nuttier than squirrel shit*? I understand a desire for attention, but really what is wrong with a beard of bees? No one has done that in a while. What makes a person smear their ass with glue and then SUE when they get stuck? Is it a fetish thing? Does he get off on talking about or having his ass glued to the toilet?

* Tangent: Speaking of squirrel shit, how come you don't have to be careful walking under trees to avoid having squirrel scat fall on your head? I mean everyone either has had bird poo fall on them or knows some one who has. Why not squirrel poo?

UPDATE UPDATE

Well the Glue Guy is offering to take a Polygraph test. Now, my next question is: How does having your ass glued to a toilet give you diabetes?